This is a Global Player Original podcast.

Welcome to this dirty motherpucker.

This is your podcasting bit on the side with me, Anna White House,

and me, Polly Hazelwood. Hello, friends. We are a few days before Christmas, and, you know,

we thought we'd just get into roleplay fantasy at this juncture, because we said on the last

podcast,

apparently no one's having sex over Christmas.

So this is here to sell a tape over,

it's going to say, your cracks.

Your cracks.

Your cracks.

Your crack.

Wow, that's a horrible image.

So I have to say, when I wrote a piece for Time Out Amsterdam,

maybe about 10 years ago, on the biggest fantasies of Amsterdamers, there was one that really stood out and I feel really grim saying it.

Often it's the weird things actually are the biggest fantasies I find. You know, the obvious like

police officer and criminal vibe, not for me.

Too obvious, too clunky, too many NAF, like Anne Summers' outfits out there.

When do you say too obvious, what do you mean?

Well, like, it's just like...

What turns you off?

I think just that loads of people have done it, I want something a bit more bespoke.

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