Quickie: Good GOD dating is hard

Dirty Mother Pukka with Anna Whitehouse

Heart

Parenting, Kids & Family

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2023

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

From ghosting to zombie-ing (someone coming back for more only to re-ghost) Anna and Polly go on an investigative journey into Bumble, Tinder and Hinge to see if the grass really is greener on the other side. Spoiler alert: expect a lot of grammatically-concerning sexting before complete tumbleweed.

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0:00.0	This is a Global Player Original podcast.
0:09.9	Uh,
0:10.3	uh,
0:10.4	you ready, Paul?
0:16.8	Gosh, yeah, totally.
0:19.0	Welcome to this episode of Dirty Motherpucker, your Quickey.
0:22.4	This is your podcasting Bit on the Side with me, Anna White House, and her over there, Polly Hazelwood.
0:29.3	In The House.
0:30.7	So, our last podcast, Quicky, was entitled Where's My Happy Ending?
0:36.0	We have done a lot about should you divorce. We have done a podcast
0:39.7	called Romance is Dead. So we thought we would brave going over the frontier into the world of
0:46.4	online dating. So we can test it for you to see what's on the other side. Stay where you are,
0:52.6	people. Stay where you are.
0:55.8	It's a flipping minefield, isn't it?
0:59.8	I thought it would be like, so to be clear, we went on to Bumble because we're doing a little bit of a job with Bumble at the moment trying to work out if people could stop sending
1:04.2	dick pics.
1:05.1	That's our project.
1:06.9	Went on Bumble, and I thought it would be like romance pick a mix. I don't know what I thought. I last dated. I was in the dating scene in 2006. 2006. Yeah, 16 years ago.
1:19.6	You know what? I say that like, wow, but actually I'm just saying I've never actually been on a date. What do you mean? I don't think I've ever been on a traditional
1:28.7	date. Did you just go straight? I just went straight for the peen. Straight in there. I'm not
1:34.4	joking. I know, I know you're not joking. Well aware you're not joking. God, I feel like I've
1:40.9	missed out. Yeah, I think you have. You've never dated? Never.
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