Quickie: Die Now Or Later

KFC Radio

Barstool Sports

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 17.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2017

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Would You Rather: Die right now or live another 1000 years?

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0:00.0	Hey KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or YouTube.
0:06.5	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:09.7	It's a KFC Radio Wednesday, would you rather?
0:12.4	Today's question is, would you rather die right now
0:16.5	or live for another 1,000 years?
0:21.8	I'm pretty sure I know what my co-host Fidoberg's going to say on this one.
0:25.0	It's, you know what I, you know what I, you know what I have the desire I have in my heart, but like it's kind of almost like the opposite of a cash on the table.
0:34.0	We're like the guns on the table and it's like, dude, you have to do it.
0:37.0	I mean, I don't know if I really want to do it.
0:40.0	You say often how much you want to die and the gun is on the table like go ahead
0:46.8	pussy like here's a thing you're just a big fat pussy yeah yeah you know what
0:50.6	you can kill yourself right now yeah Yeah, no, I know.
0:53.0	Like go jump off a bridge.
0:54.0	Do it.
0:55.0	Just go do it.
0:56.0	Just go fucking kill yourself.
0:57.0	Like we talked all the time about that, the suicide machine they invented.
1:00.0	Yeah, oh yeah.
1:01.0	Yeah, we already have suicide machines.
1:02.0	They're called bridges. They're called knives, they're called guns.
1:04.4	Anything can be turned into a suicide machine.
1:06.4	A fucking electrical socket is a suicide machine, but you're too big a little bitch to do it.
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