Barstool Sports: Christmas Traditions

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 17.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

We have yet another update from the guy member of the "accidental eskimo sisters" saga. Horror story from an office holiday yankee swap about losing out on 50 GRAND. We throw it back to KFCR Episode #99 voicemail about weird family Christmas traditions and "Which female character from a Christmas movie would you want to fuck the most?"

Voicemails include: How to avoid hooking up with guys who have girlfriends. Hooking up in a church. My friend's boss controls his entire life. Getting tricked by a kid who has muscular dystrophy.

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0:00.0	Hey KFC radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC radio on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or YouTube.
0:06.5	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music.
0:09.4	Yesterday on the rundown, I got a lot of fucking Twitter love for my maroon pants.
0:15.0	Yeah you did.
0:16.0	I had tailored reaching out being like, hey that's a hell of a pair to wear today.
0:20.0	They actually be, I don't know if it's a real highlight of the pants but my calves were
0:24.0	popping popping I don't know if we can say legally that tailored clothing will make your calves pop because you do have a sexy pair of calves but let me say this if you do have a sexy pair of calves, my friend.
0:33.0	But let me say this, if you do have nice calves,
0:36.0	tailored pants clearly make them pop.
0:38.0	Yeah, it doesn't hurt them.
0:40.0	And then I got another pair on tonight
0:41.0	because we have the holiday
0:42.8	party.
0:43.4	If you're going to be dressing up this season
0:45.3	for the holiday parties, for your Christmas parties,
0:47.6	your office parties,
0:48.9	tailored clothing has literally created clothing
0:51.3	specifically for this.
0:52.9	We're talking the deep red,
0:54.3	the deep red pants are where it's at.
0:56.7	It's not like you don't look like a clown,
0:58.3	you're not wearing like Santa Claus colors,
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