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KFC Radio

Quickie: Dan Cummins

KFC Radio

Barstool Sports

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.617.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2018

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

KFC chats with comedian Dan Cummins about Playboy Radio and the big box of porn in the woods


You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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0:00.0

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube.

0:06.6

Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music.

0:09.6

All right. We now welcome Dan Cummins at the studio making his first KFC Radio appearance.

0:13.3

It's going on there. Yeah. Man, thanks for having me.

0:14.9

If I'm winded, man, I just, I literally took three flights of stairs and that was enough to kill me.

0:19.4

So I have made a promise to myself. Yeah. I'm going to take the stairs now on.

0:24.5

That's my new, that's my new commitment that I think if I do that,

0:28.9

it'll make all the difference in the world. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

0:30.9

Stairs are always a mother fuck.

0:33.2

I'm out. I'm out of shape right now.

0:34.9

But even when I was in shape, it's like, what the fuck?

0:37.9

Like three flights of stairs, like always like weezing dude.

0:41.1

But I just am annoyed. I'm like, why am I not on an elevator right now?

0:44.2

Like there's a reason I was in 18. Yeah, those were invented for a reason to make me not have experiences.

0:48.4

I remember when I first moved to the city living in a walk up and then quickly,

0:54.5

that was like, I can't do this ever again. Oh, yeah. Like even when I wasn't,

0:57.8

I wasn't making enough money to even be this way. But I was like, nope,

1:01.8

I am above walking upstairs to get to where I live. Yeah. Every single fucking time.

1:06.3

Yeah. I'm not going to do it anymore. It was the first luxury I ever afforded myself.

1:10.2

Yeah. I'm a, I'm on the ground floor or I need a fucking elevator.

1:13.9

I lived in LA for quite a while. And they had like Santa Monica stairs.

1:17.2

We're a thing like the hardcore fitness people would do. It's like this crazy long

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