Quickie: Caught in the (sex) act

Dirty Mother Pukka with Anna Whitehouse

Heart

Parenting, Kids & Family

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2022

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

What's the weirdest place you've had sex? This week we're talking about getting caught in the act after a vicar has been caught performing a sex act with Henry the hoover (yes really). Original music by Matt J Brown.

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0:43.2	All right.
0:44.5	Welcome to the Dirty Motherpucker Quicky.
0:48.3	This is your podcasting bit on the side.
0:50.5	What have we got on the table today, Paul?
0:51.9	Well, do you know what?
0:52.4	It does get a bit dirty this week.
0:58.0	So there is a church leader has been fined. Okay, his name's John Jeff's. He's 74.
1:00.0	And he was basically caught banging Henry the Hoover in the back of the church.
1:05.0	What?
1:06.0	I don't really know how he thought he was going to get away with this.
1:10.0	Okay, because also
1:11.0	Hooper's made quite a lot of noise.
1:12.5	Obviously, you could take the Hoover home, right?
1:14.2	Well, you could have just taken it home, but apparently he was sort of lodged in between,
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