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welcome to this dirty motherfucker quickie.

This is your podcasting bit on the side with me, Anna White House. And Polly

Hazardt in the house, as ever. As ever. Just here. Unmoving. All ready to go. Relentlessly there.

Relentlessly, again. Have a dig. All right. So, last week, we were sat in a cafe and I said to Polly,

do we get on, actually, on an astrological level? I've never

looked into it. She said, I don't know, mate. I haven't looked into it either because we need to

really check this out before we went down this like big route to being best friends. Well, let's also

preface this with the fact that we'd sat in a cafe for 20 minutes not talking on our phones. Then,

right, after that period of silence, we had a bit of a tiff. Can we say welcome silence?

Welcome silence. Oh yeah, it was a welcome silence. Always welcome. Always welcome. My part. Yeah.

But then we broke the silence with a little tiff that we had over a vape. And I always

bring, just so everyone knows, I always bring the vapes. And Anna, the first question is, as soon as we

sit down, got any vapes, yeah, I have. Because I'm not a vapour. Yeah. I've got some vapour.

I've got some eco, like, you know, morals here.

Yeah, all right. So then she snatches my vape and then we have, we have a tussle over the

vape. That goes on for about, I don't know, it's probably another 20 minutes.

And then there's another welcome silence. Meanwhile, like, you know, probably Sue and

old Riccardo over there are watching this, like, play out. And then... And we're taking selfies at the same time. We like the worst of humanity.

Oh, God, we really are.

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