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How To! with Mike Pesca

Quick Fix: How to Be an Atheist Chaplain

How To! with Mike Pesca

Peach Fish Projects

Education, How To

4.32K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Vanessa Zoltan's decision to enroll at Harvard Divinity School as an avowed atheist might seem unusual—at first. In this Quick Fix bonus episode for Slate Plus members, Zoltan talks with Carvell Wallace about becoming an atheist chaplain and why operating outside of organized religion helps her connect with people in times of need, regardless of what they believe.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Quick Fix, how-to's Slate Plus episode. In this week's main segment,

0:09.2

we talked to the listener who was trying to figure out whether she should quit her dream job.

0:13.1

But we also found that the expert, Vanessa Zoltan, was particularly fascinating because she's

0:18.9

an atheist chaplain. And we wanted to know more about that.

0:22.9

What does that mean?

0:24.2

How does one decide to do that?

0:25.8

And what about all the atheists who hate religion?

0:29.0

So here is my convo with Vanessa Zoltan, where she answers all of these questions and more.

0:35.5

I was a teacher.

0:36.8

I was a high school teacher. And at some point, I was like, oh, we know how to

0:41.5

fix education in this country. We just don't want to. I was like, we just like don't want

0:47.1

poor black and brown children to learn in this country. And that seemed to me like a soul problem

0:53.6

and not like a logistical education problem.

0:57.0

I was like, there's something deeply broken in us as Americans that, and I think it's globally true, that we just like don't see humanity across difference.

1:08.0

And I was really sort of heartbroken by that. So I found myself at

1:11.8

divinity school because I was like, I want to understand this soul problem. I did not notice

1:18.3

that it was weird that I wanted to go to divinity schools and atheists until I was there.

1:22.5

Is that because, wait, I went back up there. Is that because you thought there would be more

1:25.9

people that were there for primarily

1:28.7

intellectual reasons, maybe even spiritual reasons?

1:33.4

And you were surprised by the number of people that were there for like motivated by actual

1:38.0

religious affiliation.

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