So I'm going to try to preach as someone I've never preached before.

So I'm printing out some notes because I don't want to get bogged down, turning to this

verse and turn that verse, and I don't have it in my head well enough to preach without notes.

So I printed off.

I've been introduced.

I'm standing there.

The choir has sung.

Everybody in the audience is standing, and I unzipped my leather Bible case, and I'm turning to where my notes, just make sure my notes are in place, and they're not there. I look in the back of my Bible, and there's like what I would call a Wednesday night Bible class set of notes.

And in desperation, I look at the front part of the Bible,

and there's another thing of the same song, second verse.

I thought, oh, Lord.

So I go to the pulpit.

I preached a sermon called How Do You Know If You're Drunk there before?

And I went back the next year.

They wanted me to preach a part two of that sermon. Well, I made up a part two. And he had announced me hoping I'd preach a part three.

Well, I had no part three. It had departed.

Yeah. So I get up and I lay both sets and notes on either side of my Bible. I greet everybody in Jesus

name, which I normally do. And I said something about the Holy Ghost. Well, man, folks got excited.

They yelled and clapped the hands. Some jumped up and down. I said something else about the Holy Ghost.

Some folks ran the aisle. And I noticed on this side over here, there's a scripture, I see the word

Holy Ghost in the scripture.

And on this side of here, I see it word Holy Ghost in the scripture on this set of notes.

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