But I don't want to waste my time, but I also don't want to confront him and then him be like, what are you talking about? Can I be a superpudger? Yes. Because I have a cousin that's always wanted to be a cowboy, but like you, he's not. She didn't know that we were dating, so she also didn't know that we broke up. But, you know, God forbid there'd be a medical emergency or I get hurt or something. and they need to call the ambulance.

Yeah, who cares?

Oh, well, who got hurt?

I don't know. I don't know. What's his name? What's his nuts? Rodeo time. Gotta get her on down the road. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to rodeo time, the podcast. That's right, we're back and forth.

Sometimes I call it the Old Sun podcast.

We've talked about calling it the Old Sun Syndicate, but basically it's rodeo time all the time.

And so it's safe to at least call it that occasionally.

You know, what we've got today is, is a very interesting, uh, podcast.

It's where you get to hear Dale Brisbane solving the problems, the life issues of his constituents.

Um, yes, I am talking about myself in the third person.

The fourth actually.

And, uh, that's because I tell it like it is.

I'm so honest, you can shoot dice with me over the phone.

That's why whenever you hear this silky smooth voice coming over the loudspeaker,

and I want you to turn it up, okay, like Chichot says, an energy drink for your ears is what Dale Brisby is. That's kind of a loose quotation. Paraphrasing. I'm paraphrasing, which is mainly what I'll do here, except for these videos that you guys submitted. I'm going to show those, and you're going to hear them word for word. And I'm going to go through

as many as I can. I've got some DMs from people. So you're going to have to bear with me. Some of

them I've not even watched. You're going to hear for the first time on the show. So let's get started.

Who do we have first? Dale, who do we have first? Now I've had some really interesting ones.

You guys have DM them to me. You've texted them to me. You've snapchatted them to me.

Insta made me break this into two videos. We're going to go with Kendra Wallace. Kendra, well, hello.

I just kind of need,

I guess, relationship advice, but I'm not in a relationship. I've just been seeing this guy for like two months now. We've been talking. I know him from high school, and we kind of just

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