Activate program.

Rob Long is a gift to Mancombe.

Yeah.

Oh, please.

He is.

He is.

You do your worst, and we will do our best.

Feeling really, really glum.

I either read Rob Long or remind myself that he exists.

Yes, indeed, Rob Long does exist.

And so does Peter Robinson, and they're both here for the Rikishay podcast.

I'm James Lilloch's from the next hour or so.

We have no guests.

We just have your questions.

Ginger versus Marianne, Charlie Brown versus the Grinch, and also the future of the conservative movement.

Let's have ourselves a podcast.

There you go again.

Welcome, everybody.

This is the Rickusay podcast number 145 post-cruise Plague Ship Death Edition.

We're all sick.

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