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Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer

QUESTION: Should THEY Be Able to Use SELF-CHECKOUT? | Guest: Hermes

Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer

Elijah Schaffer

Politics, Entertainment, Offensive, Elijah, News, Comedy, Society & Culture, Channel, Schaffer, News Commentary, Facts, Conservative, Slightly, Funny

4.94.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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➤ FOLLOW OUR NEW YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@AlmostSeriousTV ➤ DESCRIPTION: The age old question that has spanned across multiple generations has once again resurfaced - should BLACK PEOPLE be allowed to use the self checkout lane at Target? This and many more will be talked about TONIGHT.. Hermes joins us tonight on NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE! __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ MYPILLOW: Mike Lindell and the MyPillow team are grateful for your continued support and are offering a special ...

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0:00.0

You had a friend who got kicked out of 109 companies.

0:04.1

Is it the company's fault for kicking him out?

0:07.1

Or is it the person's fault for getting kicked out of 109 companies?

0:10.8

Well, if they got kicked out 109 times, it's probably their fault.

0:14.0

But it depends on situations.

0:16.2

But it's probably their fault, right?

0:17.5

Most likely.

0:19.0

Yeah.

0:19.9

Agreed.

0:37.8

Let's say incredible. So you're telling me, like, look, I understand this. I really like the idea of not taking account of how women are across the entire country in every single situation. You walk out and you have four girlfriends and they all tell you that, you know, you're drinking too much. Am I drinking too much or do you not drink enough? Maybe it's not my fault. Maybe you're just not very much fun.

0:42.6

To talk about this today, I'd like to welcome my guests into the studio. My guest, Irmez, or

0:47.3

Hermes, did it again from Instagram. Sorry about the audio issues, guys, for those that you

0:51.2

are around. We had demons in our microphones tonight. Demons all around us, and we want to kick them out too. Hermes, tell me, as you get this sort of

0:58.7

inspiration, a second earlier, but when you're asking people these really esoteric, collegiate

1:04.2

questions, such as 109 times your friend got kicked out of places, where'd you come up with that

1:09.4

idea?

1:19.1

Yeah. So like I said, I had a good friend. He was a really bad kid. He didn't have bad intentions. Or maybe he did. I don't know his intentions. But he kept going from school to school

1:23.6

until he reached 109 schools. And then he kept telling me it was all the schools' faults. But it was always the same reason for him getting kicked out. So I found it a little odd that all these schools came up with the same reason for kicking him out. Yeah, I do think that's actually kind of true because I also had a friend too. A couple of them have been on the show this week that we wanted to kick out 109 times too. One of those people I want to kick out every time is my friend Snowflake underscore News. Michael Hennessy, welcome back to the show. He's muted. All right. Now, I feel like every time we talk about someone getting kicked out of 109 schools, all of a sudden we have audio issues, it's the weirdest thing.

2:01.1

Yeah.

2:04.4

We're trying to figure out whose mic it is that's causing the issues.

2:05.6

Maybe it's my mic.

2:07.0

Maybe it is or whatever it is.

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