Quest For The Origin Of Beer Pong
History Is Dank
All Things Comedy
5.0 • 584 Ratings
🗓️ 25 August 2020
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Strider hypothesizes as to where exactly the game was invented, but unlike the warm brew racked up in Beer Pong cups the trail ran cold. Luckily, Brooks Burgoon the former rush chair for Sigma Nu at U.C. Santa Barbara shares his expertise on the origins of Snappa and Beer Die. A re-rack may be required to find the exact origin of Beer Pong, but when it comes to the roots of Snappa it's all clinks and sinks.
Sources:
Interview with Brooks Burgoon Snappa expert and filmmaker, Bpong.com, Wikipedia.org, Lonelyplanet.com, ‘Sapiens’ by Yuval Noah Harari
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| 0:00.0 | Friken what up, dude. |
| 0:03.0 | Friken what up, dude? |
| 0:14.0 | Welcome back to another dang |
| 0:17.0 | episode of History is Dank. |
| 0:19.0 | We've got freaking Aaron on the sticks. |
| 0:21.1 | What up Aaron? |
| 0:22.3 | What up? |
| 0:23.3 | Freaking legend, dude. |
| 0:24.9 | I'm your freaking host, Strider Wilson, dude. |
| 0:27.7 | Been dubbing myself, Strider Chilsen, dude. |
| 0:30.3 | I like to think if I was like, you know, some sort of medieval king, dude, I'd be |
| 0:34.3 | Strider the Dank and just like all my freaking straight up |
| 0:38.4 | constituents dude because it'd be a straight up chill freaking democracy dude be tied to be a |
| 0:42.6 | freaking web uh you know ahead of my times dude and just friggin you know dude everyone would just |
| 0:47.4 | be eating freaking bee sprouts getting jacked dude our main export would be just freaking |
| 0:52.1 | salmon dude bedded in keenwa dude and just freaking sweet |
| 0:55.7 | potatoes just maybe even like dude just freaking green drink dude from my freaking kingdom dude |
| 1:01.3 | and just everyone's just freaking yoked it basically dude like sparta but you know because |
| 1:06.6 | like you know a ruler kind of his people sort of take on that identity a little bit, you know, |
| 1:12.6 | so my people wouldn't be that dank of warriors because I'm kind of soft. But dude, we'd probably |
| 1:17.8 | be pretty fit. Like we'd be basically doing CrossFit, medieval CrossFit, which would be sick. |
| 1:21.6 | Like, you know, maybe like rolling boulders, dude, like they're doing those strong man competitions, |
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