Okay, hi guys, welcome back to X's and I was a podcast where we talk about queer relationships and sex and guess what? I'm still on tour.

Also guess what? If you're watching this right now today as it comes out, it's my birthday. That's crazy. It's my birthday. March 19th.

Hey! I don't have my microphone so I hope this sounds okay for you guys but I just wanted to come on here, do my intro, tell you that I'm doing so good.

I am very tired. The touring is like tiring, but I am the luckiest person in the whole entire world.

It has been so fun. It has been so nice to meet y'all.

And it has been like such a treat to be on this tour with Vanessa and McLean.

Vanessa has been my best friend for like over 10 years now.

And McLean and Vanessa and I really all just got close on this tour, but it's been so fun and so nice.

And I'm obsessed with them. I love them both so much.

Everyone has been so helpful. Everyone who works at every venue.

Like, we have not had one bad experience and I'm just so grateful to everyone, anyone who's making this possible.

Like it's really, I never thought that this would ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever be my life.

Like, why? Is it my life? I don't even know.

And I feel, I don't know, I feel, I've cried. Don't you worry.

I have cried on this tour, but like I feel like this is all going to hit me at some point,

and then I'm going to be like oh my god but right

now I feel like if I let it hit me like I will crash and I need to finish my tour so also if you're

watching this I have three more shows yeah if you're watching this no if you're watching this I only

have two more shows wait that's crazy because tonight's Portland so I only have San Fran and L., that's crazy, because tonight's Portland.

So I only have San Fran and L.A. left.

And L.A.'s last show, it's March 22nd.

I don't think it's sold out yet.

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