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It's 9 a.m. in Venice, California, and a white woman and a white turban and flowy white clothes is sitting cross-legged on a stage, the way she did almost every day for more

than eight years. She is surrounded by crystals and candles, a bronze gong, and golden poles strung with fairy lights.

On the ground, people sit shoulder to shoulder on yoga mats folded in half to make more room.

They sip tea from tiny cups, they stretch, and eventually the woman on stage leans towards the microphone.

The chatter stops.

This is what everyone is here for.

This is their guru.

And now, she begins to speak.

On She chants, eyes closed, palms pressed in front of her heart.

And then she begins aggressively punching the air above her head, like an angry backstroke.

Consciously get frustrated, get angry, everybody is all upset about this year. Just another thing to get upset about. Now go.

The breathing gets heavier. The drums get louder, and then...

Yeah, hashtag fuck 2016.

This woman's name is Guru Jugget.

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