The So, What sort of week have you had? Pretty good at better than Daniel Stourages. He announced to the nation that he

tweet his rectum. So here's a question for you. Paul have you ever

tweet your rectum? I never have and I am really upset that those words ever

were put near each other.

The only thing I thought was is it some sort of reference to the time of the season where

it's all a bit tense at the top, you know, the old squeaky bum time?

Yeah, apparently the rectus is a muscle in the quadricep group in his thigh and that's what's kept him out of the England game but I did have a good chuckle about that one quite a lot of chuckles in fact poor old Daniel Starr he's not that articulate and that apparently he's got a

bit of a pain in the bum. Well he does play with Louis Suarez. Boom get it! Boom!

Humor! Right there! Some top buns early doors on the rank cast this week

are you saying that Lu Suarez is not only a racist but a rapist no I'm just saying there's a pain

and a bum that's all wasn't there wasn't a painfully

libless innuendo of the sort that I wouldn't make good good I'm glad to hear it the

phulum game we were really good in the first half again and then not so good in the second half again

Yeah, weird this pattern isn't it you know it was it was pretty desperate stuff in the second half

I thought from united just no fluency didn't really get it going

and got the goal that's all it counts I guess from that kind of game and I mean we said

last week it'd be a lot more difficult because Fulham are a completely different side at home and they were.

I wonder whether it's in their heads now.

You kind of think that they just can't play away from home because they were not quite as good as they were bad

the week before I'll traffard Trafford but they were a damn sight better

you know a completely different team really gave United a really good game it was really

open wasn't it it's like a cup game for for most of the fixture but United came out on top, you got the goal, Waza, with another one, that's what, scored in three games in a row now. He's on a run and that's great news for United.

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