QUARTER LIFE CRISIS ENERGY!
The Cellfie Show
Tori Meskin x Sam Manassero
4.9 • 553 Ratings
🗓️ 17 June 2022
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys. Hey guys. |
| 0:22.6 | Hey guys. |
| 0:23.0 | Welcome back to another episode of The Selfie Show. |
| 0:25.1 | Where we are bringing you the weekly dose of sweet and salty. |
| 0:27.1 | I am Tori, the founder and co-host of Selfie Show. |
| 0:30.2 | I'm a nurse, blogger, and podcaster. |
| 0:32.2 | And I am Sam. |
| 0:33.1 | I'm a nurse, powerlifter, podcaster, co-host of the Selfie Show. |
| 0:36.6 | And today's bonus episode is |
| 0:38.1 | brought brought, brought to you by my midlife crisis, quarter life crisis. Quarter life, |
| 0:46.5 | the math is mathing. Third life. Okay. I don't think it can be a quarter life crisis because I |
| 0:52.2 | got out the calculator. I did the math and I'm like, okay, 36 times four is 144. So this is not a quarter life crisis. But if it's a midlife |
| 1:00.9 | crisis, 36 times two is 72. I think I'm going to be hot at 72 still. Absolutely. The Botox, the lifting. |
| 1:08.5 | I feel like the sunscreen. I think it's 72. I'm still going to be like people would still smash. But then it's more like a third life crisis. So then I did that math and 36 times three is 108. I don't think I'm going to live to be 108. So the math ain't math. I know. I'm like a fifth. It's a crisis of sorts. I'm a, normalize a crisis. |
| 1:28.6 | We're going to normalize a crisis today. We love this for us. I'm having a, I'm going through a thing, you guys. I don't know. I'm just having a, I'm lost. I'm so lost in life. Help me. Somebody come out. We're getting into it. Help help. Speaking of life crisis. |
| 1:45.1 | All right. |
| 1:45.5 | Brittany is married. |
| 1:47.0 | Good for you. It's official. She and Sam were married an intimate ceremony in L.A. Was it intimate? Because Madonna was there. Drew Barrymore was there. Paris was there. Everyone was the gangs all here. I'm happy for her. Yeah. And she wore, okay, and I will say this too. Her gown, because I love wedding gowns. Her gown was made by Donatella Versace. Oh, which was, she was there, right? Yeah, she was there as well. Ironic. Love her. We love it. We love the queen. And I really liked it i thought it was stunning i just it was |
| 2:21.0 | very simple it's not what i expected from her bad for her because i think she's genuinely so happy |
| 2:25.9 | yeah and i think he sucks and he's using her i'm sorry i just is what i think it's how to feel in my heart |
| 2:31.0 | i gotta live my truth but i'm happy for her because she's happy. |
| 2:34.7 | But I swear to God, Sam, if you fuck with our girl, Brittany, you are going to have to answer to me. |
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