You're going to be. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Captain's Law BOC 9-1. Well, it's a wild time. Apparently, some sort of pollen has gotten on the ship and, well, in order for everyone

to stay safe, the safe police are out in full force, making us stay quarantined in our little rooms here, and it's bullshit.

Only person who can move around the ship is sorry because

she's a robot. Well, you know, when I think about that. But, uh, yep, so just pretty much been twiddling my thumbs. We have a

I actually I'm sorry I need to interrupt I needed to check in just quickly. Hey sorry how you doing I just need to let you know that unfortunately the safe police have banned

thumb twiddling they feel that it is extremely dangerous and they have asked you to

cease and assist immediately.

I mean, how did they even...

I told them.

Wow, I can't twiddle my thumbs anymore.

That's where we're at.

That's correct.

Wow, man. Well, I'm going to tell you, I have a feeling that the medicine for this disease is worse than the disease itself

What is your theory about what medicine will cure this?

Hmm? You have a theory? I don't think we need to have any medicine to cure it. I say we just get out there. We let

the pollen do what it needs to do. Pop on us. Yeah, sure. A couple of us will get big boils and they'll pop open, all that kind of fun stuff that happens

when you get this pollen on you. But, uh... What I would like to point out is that plants have sex via pollen. So of course when pollen settles on a human body,

which is what this form of pollen needs, it multiplies, multiplies, multiplies, and what you end up with is a scenario not unlike what happened to poor Stephen King in Fright Night.

Nope. What was that called? It was a movie. He was in it. It was not

David King was in the movie? Oh yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. The author. That's correct. He was an

actor in goosebumps. No, that's correct. an actor in goosebumps.

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