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No Fun with Jen Kirkman
Misfit Toys
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2020
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Jen talks about how she’s going to talk about Corona virus but not in a way that will stress out the listener - instead it’s time to tell tales of flying to DC and regretting it, angering people who want to shake hands, married people who think we’re lonely, and how the fuck can anyone be bored.
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| 0:00.0 | Miss Fit toys. |
| 0:02.3 | Fondlessness, fondlessness, fondlessness. |
| 0:07.3 | Having funlessness, having funlessness. |
| 0:12.6 | Having funlessness, having funlessness. |
| 0:19.7 | Width Jen Kirkman. |
| 0:21.8 | Having funlessness with Jen Kirkman episode 3, 28. |
| 0:25.9 | Oh man. |
| 0:29.4 | Well I'm at home, I'm not in the studio because I am social distancing and self quarantining. |
| 0:37.6 | I think what I'm doing is more self quarantining because social distancing implies, hey stay |
| 0:42.0 | six feet away, I ain't going anywhere with no batting. |
| 0:45.7 | Okay. |
| 0:46.7 | Oh my god I'm Jen Kirkman, I'm a comedian. |
| 0:48.9 | This is my podcast. |
| 0:49.9 | I've had it for six years. |
| 0:50.9 | It used to be called I Seemed Fun. |
| 0:53.1 | The diary of Jen Kirkman podcast again, it is now having funlessness with Jen Kirkman |
| 0:57.2 | this is a podcast where I talk about my life what's going on in the world what's going |
| 1:00.5 | on in my head and what's going on with you guys because we started a little community |
| 1:03.6 | here and y'all email me and I read your emails and it's all great. |
| 1:09.9 | So you know I put out a little message so there is a Patreon and I'm not even going to |
| 1:17.3 | give my tour dates which I do at the top of every episode because I have a feeling that |
| 1:22.9 | this pandemic will be going on till at least through the end of the summer. |
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