Quarantine USA! (Pt. 14 — Sunday Service!)

Matt D’Elia Is Confused

Matt D'Elia

Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Sunday Service is here again! On this day of the lord, Matt digs a little deeper into the reasons he loves church music so much even though he despises Christianity, rips into some of the insane pastors out there right now trying to rile up their congregants about the fact that they’ve been barred from gathering in person, examines the bullshit blustery male archetype he’s seeing all over the place at the anti-lockdown protests around the country— and after shitting all over a video of protesters singing along to The Village People’s ‘YMCA’ (but replacing ‘YMCA’ with ‘MAGA’), Matt gets sidetracked and tells a personal story from his childhood. Later in the episode he gets to a lot of your Twitter questions! Don’t forget— our church is better than real church! IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY KAY— AMEN!

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0:00.0	Not too.
0:02.0	I'm going to be. Hello and welcome to Matelia is confused. This is Matelia and this is our weekly Sunday service and you know what that means.
0:28.0	It's time to deliver the one good thing about church. Look to be free from your burden of sin.
0:45.0	There's power in the blood.
0:49.0	Power in the blood.
0:50.0	Power in the blood.
0:52.0	Would you worry? Power in the blood. Where you are even a victory with
0:55.0	there's wonderful power in the blood.
0:58.0	There's wonderful power in the blood.
1:02.0	Where is power, power, power, wonder working, power in the blood of the land. of the land.
1:14.0	There is wow, how.
1:17.0	From the working out in the gracious Lord of the land. That is the
1:23.7	the plan. That is so fucked up, lyrically. I mean that, uh, the tune is
1:31.4	fucking, the shit is the jam I mean it's fucking I love the music and the lyrics are so
1:38.8	fucking demented I like how much of a mismatch it is and the people who sing it have no
1:44.2	fucking clue. Really what they're singing? I mean I know they're praising
1:48.7	Jesus and fucking loving on the Lord whatever it is and that's cool And that's cool, and that's clear.
1:54.0	It's very clear that that's what's happening,
1:57.0	that they're believing as they're singing,
1:59.0	but all I'm thinking about is,
2:01.0	A, this music is fucking great and b these people are singing the most
2:08.0	upbeat song about supremely violent shit we're talking about fucking just animal sacrifice
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