Quarantine Sex Rule #1

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2020

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

What up people, Schulzy here with Alexxmedia and Mark Gagnon, and I'm breaking down the #1 rule for quarantine sex, what business wont make it after the pandemic, how Amazon's gonna take over the world. INDULGE!

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0:00.0	What are people?
0:05.4	Welcome to another episode of this unnamed show.
0:09.0	Some people call it the Corona Chronicles.
0:11.3	Some people call it the quarantine diary.
0:13.2	Some people call it the red table cough.
0:15.6	We don't really got a name for it, but we keep pumping them out.
0:18.3	And you know what I realized that it's been a minute since I did one of these one-on-ones.
0:23.4	You know, since I looked right in the camera, talked directly at you, motherfuckers.
0:26.6	I'm Andrew Schultz, by the way.
0:27.8	I'm here with Alex Media.
0:29.2	We got Alex Media back in the building, hit them up with your house.
0:32.6	They need to hear that.
0:33.7	Your house?
0:34.7	Your...
0:37.0	We got Mark Gagnon.
0:38.6	I almost called you again, young, because I've been speaking to your mom on the phone.
0:41.8	I didn't mean that disrespectful, bro.
0:43.4	I didn't mean that disrespectful, doc.
0:45.7	I haven't been talking on the phone, doc.
0:47.6	It's a fact.
0:49.1	We've been talking, bro.
0:50.2	I'm putting on speaker.
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