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Life is Short with Justin Long

Quarantine Check-In #4 👵👨‍⚕️🦁

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.89.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Grandma Jody FINALLY picks up the phone and fills us in on how she’s doing. Dr. Dave Kessler gives us the low down on flattening the curve in New York City. Plus Justin and Christian rewatch The Wizard of Oz with fresh eyes and have some... thoughts.

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0:00.0

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0:12.0

Life could be a dream, Life could be a dream,

0:16.0

Doodip, doodip, shippo

0:20.0

Welcome to Life is Short, I'm your host Justin Long

0:24.0

Life could be a dream sweetheart, Doodip, doodip, shippo

0:30.0

And with me is always in these quarantine times, certainly always. This is a very special quarantine edition of Life is Short.

0:38.0

Oh, that's good. We did it, that was a good intro. Yeah. Maybe you should do the intro from now. Nope.

0:44.0

And with me is always is my...

0:47.0

Keepin' me honest.

0:50.0

My brother Christian. Hello. Hello. What was that? You know, people have been saying God.

0:56.0

Do you get such an awful way to start a sentence? People have been saying about me. Oh, man. Oh, wow. I know. Well, you caught your seven. I know.

1:03.0

But I have read this numerous times now that people say I sound like the guy from Bob's Burgers. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You told me that.

1:10.0

And I don't really know. Every time I watch Bob's Burgers, I really like it. I don't know why I don't watch it more often.

1:17.0

I know. People who's comedic opinions, I respect a lot, really like Bob's Burgers. So I feel like I would like it to.

1:25.0

Wait, but which guy? Bob. Oh. And the one of the Burgers. You know what? I sort of look a little bit like him too.

1:32.0

Someone put like a Bob's Burger cartoon on Facebook or something. And I was like, oh, not only do I sound like him.

1:38.0

I kind of look like him now too. He's the one with the mustache. And no chin. Well, you know what, I didn't tell you this.

1:44.0

But a friend John Togo said last night. So I put a little video of you on Instagram. He said with your mustache you're starting to look like Ned Flanders.

1:52.0

Maggie told me that. Oh, like a year ago. And I was so insulted. And she's like, that's not a bad thing. No, in fact, Ned Flanders is a nice guy.

2:01.0

Like that's not a good death. Yeah, I know. But Ned Flanders also has like a memory. He took a shirt off. He's like, really?

2:07.0

I love that episode. When he does the Tennessee Williams play. That's funny. Yeah. When they do street car. Yeah. Oh my god. That's good.

2:16.0

I guess though. I mean, now that I think about it as far as Simpson's characters goes, Ned Flanders is probably one of the better ones to look like. Right? Yeah. Sure.

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