Quantum Nonsense & Tax Denial
Elvis Duran's After Party
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 950 Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Summary
The team tries to figure out what ridiculous topic they could fake a TED Talk on—leading to quantum physics nonsense, imaginary numbers, terrible life coaching, and a heated debate about cereal and responsibility.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.7 | Get your hands together. |
| 0:07.2 | We're going to start to party. |
| 0:09.3 | I'm ready to party. |
| 0:11.0 | The Elvis Duran after party. |
| 0:13.2 | Morning. |
| 0:15.6 | I'm going to make love. |
| 0:19.7 | I got anybody. |
| 0:20.4 | I got nothing. I didn't know I was supposed to. He just threw it to Andrew. Yeah. Oh, hey, Andrew, what's your question? Oh, okay, cool. Great to see you, Scott. What a host. Wow, Scott. You work with this guy? Yeah, it's like this all the time. No wonder why he doesn't want to do a live show. |
| 0:55.2 | Why do we always assume that Andrew has a question? Because he comes in and he's just interesting things to talk and he's not normally with us. Yeah. You can't prepared. He's full questions this guy. I love that. He's inquisitive. He's full of a lot of things. Oh, shoot. Thanks, My question today is, what do you think that you could give a TED talk on? |
| 0:57.2 | Oh, Lord. |
| 0:55.2 | And I got one. of things. Oh, shoot. Thanks, Daniel. My question today is, what do you think that you could give a TED talk on? |
| 0:59.9 | Oh, Lord. And I got one, quantum physics. It's all hypothetical. |
| 1:00.9 | No, you cannot. |
| 1:02.6 | Okay, what is quantum? Shut up. What is it? |
| 1:03.9 | It's the study of the quantum realm. Wrong. |
| 1:06.5 | What is the quantum realm? And there's several dimensional dimensions. 4D prisms, ever heard of it? |
| 1:12.4 | Wormholes? |
| 1:13.3 | What is quantum physics? |
| 1:14.5 | Quantum physics is the study of the matter and the energy. |
| 1:17.8 | You know, the force is in between the wormhole. |
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