What if I told you I'd found the cure to insomnia, and that all it involved was gazing

at the world through blue-colored glass?

Or how about letting me diagnose your mental ailments, all by examining the bumps on your

head?

Now for the guys, what if I told you I could solve any issues you had with impotence

or sterility by implanting goat balls into your scrotum?

And magically you got that billy goat verve.

Or what if I told you I had the pill you could take, derived from raspberries, to trick

your body into acting like it's thin?

I know.

It all sounds kinda ridiculous, right?

Truth is, each one of those quack treatments had its time in the sun.

True believers who followed along, risking their lives and their wallets to cure whatever

ails them.

You might think they're all a thing of the past.

But while some of them are?

That last one?

Raspberry ketones?

That's from someone you can catch on Daytime TV.

I've got the number one miracle in a battle to burn your fat.

It's raspberry ketone.

I'm Dr. Abdul Elsa.

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