QAnon - If You Don't Know, Now You Know
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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2023
⏱️ 18 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.8 | For the last few weeks, you might have been hearing about something called QAnon. |
| 0:12.9 | The biggest thing on the internet since that time Kim Kardashian's butt was thirsty. |
| 0:17.6 | It has been all over the news, social media, and this weekend, QAnon supporters even |
| 0:22.3 | held demonstrations in cities across America. |
| 0:26.4 | But what is QAnon? |
| 0:28.1 | Well, let's find out in another installment of our ongoing segment, if you don't know, |
| 0:32.4 | now you know. |
| 0:41.0 | If you know anything about QAnon, you've probably heard that it's a conspiracy theory. |
| 0:45.8 | But the truth is, it's more like a political cult built around a conspiracy theory and |
| 0:50.8 | then crossed with a big book of word search puzzles. |
| 0:53.9 | And if that sounds complicated, well, wait till you hear what they believe in. |
| 0:58.4 | For believers, Q is an anonymous government official who posts classified information |
| 1:03.5 | about a covert battle between the president and a malicious ring of celebrities, political |
| 1:08.4 | elites, and the so-called deep state. |
| 1:11.1 | This anonymous poster, Q, was giving secret clues about becoming, quote, great awakening. |
| 1:18.6 | The central theme here is that Hillary Clinton and many of the world's other politicians and |
| 1:22.7 | celebrities are members of a murderous child sex ring. |
| 1:27.0 | Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Tom Hanks, and others eat children in order to extract |
| 1:33.3 | a life-extending chemical from their blood group. |
| 1:36.0 | They believe that a group of military generals recruited President Trump to break up this |
| 1:40.6 | conspiracy and end their control of the government and the media. |
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