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Monologuing
Monologuing with Mads Mitch
5.0 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 May 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats. |
| 0:03.2 | The show is about to begin. |
| 0:11.8 | I am so viscerally afraid of accidentally texting the chief of police. |
| 0:18.1 | Kind of weird, that's all she wrote. |
| 0:21.6 | You are in my thoughts and prayers in perpetuity. |
| 0:26.4 | Now mind you, I don't even have the chief of police's phone number, and why would I? |
| 0:33.1 | Hello, everyone, and welcome back to monologuing. |
| 0:36.9 | I'm Mads Mitch, and I'm your host today and always, because, well, quite frankly back to monologuing. I'm Mads Manchin. |
| 0:37.6 | I'm your host today and always because, well, quite frankly, this is literally my podcast, |
| 0:41.9 | so who else is going to host it? |
| 0:43.4 | Happy freaking Monday. |
| 0:45.2 | It is Monday, May 18th, 19th. |
| 0:50.8 | May 19th. |
| 0:52.3 | 18th. |
| 0:52.9 | I think I'm right. |
| 0:53.6 | I think I was right the first time. But if I'm not, |
| 0:55.3 | oops, I don't entirely know the date because I am in fact recording this episode well in |
| 1:01.6 | advance. Okay. I have a busy weekend ahead of me. My brother, my little brother, |
| 1:08.2 | who is 12 years old to me forever and always, is graduating college. |
| 1:12.3 | How is that possible? That's disgusting. That is disgusting. I forget what show it was that I was |
| 1:18.6 | watching somewhat recently. I think it was the middle. I think it was the middle. And Mike, |
| 1:25.3 | the dad was like having a, like a freak out when his wife frankie turned 50 |
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