For 20 day fiance.

Hello.

You ever just rip a joint and then in the process because your lips were dry,

rip off like a whole layer of your skin off the joint papers?

You know what I'm talking about?

That was me just now.

And that was me years ago, but not me tomorrow.

Why?

Because I'm about to start using lip saver joint papers.

The only paper that is guaranteed, no matter what dryness or moisture level your lips, it will not rip off your skin.

This is a real thing.

How?

Well, with our patent pending technology, we coat all of the paper, sort of on the tip

end with a little bit of Vaseline, patent pen pen.

However, it has led to a few napalm-adjacent type accidents.

So we are tweaking the formula, but if you can get the pre-band papers, please go ahead

and get those.

Lipsavers brought to you by Greco.

But my name is...

Lipsavers.

Lipscrapers.

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