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Hey everyone, welcome to The Curious Girl Diaries podcast.

I'm Leila London, aka The Curious Girl.

Now just to let you know, this podcast is not suitable for work.

It's also not suitable for anybody under 18.

But the rest of you consenting adults, let's get ready to talk about my sex life, sex in general,

and everything in between, an explicit, raunchy, fun

detail. All right, here we go. You can take your time to slowly sort of let somebody get to know you,

but I mean, if you're being purposefully dishonest about things, that's not good. I want to do a really

long blow job. I want to feel like I've

almost got lockjaw at the end of it. I love love. Are you kidding me? I'm a fucking

hopeless romantic at heart, at heart. Hello everyone. All right. We are going to start off

today with another funny little excerpt here from my journal.

This is back in 2004.

And let me set this up for you.

I've only lived with someone two times in my life with a boyfriend twice.

And every time it's happened, the two times that it's happened, I mean, I really literally kind of got

like corralled into it, bamboozled, kind of had to be dragged, kicking and screaming.

And so I opened, I just, I just opened this up and I thought it was so funny.

The way I was, you know, feeling at the time.

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