Pyramid Schemes & Broken Dreams

Monologuing

Monologuing with Mads Mitch

Comedy

5.0 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

This week’s episode is all about MLMs — but not in the way they’d want. I asked listeners to send in their funniest encounters, and the results did not disappoint. From wild recruitment attempts to the bizarre twists that only these “business opportunities” can deliver, these stories are proof that reality is sometimes stranger (and funnier) than fiction. Grab your headphones and get ready to laugh at the world of downlines, upline drama, and the side hustles no one asked for. Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week. Follow me! Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.
0:03.2	The show is about to begin.
0:11.8	I am so viscerally afraid of accidentally texting the chief of police.
0:18.1	Kind of weird, that's all she wrote.
0:21.6	You are in my thoughts and prayers in perpetuity.
0:26.4	Now mind you, I don't even have the chief of police's phone number, and why would I?
0:33.4	Hello, everyone, and welcome back to monologging.
0:36.5	I'm Mads Mitch, and I'm your host today and always
0:39.1	because, well, quite frankly, this is literally my podcast. So who else is going to host it?
0:43.3	Happy freaking Monday. It is Monday, September 29th, I think. I hope you have a fabulous Monday,
0:50.3	September 29th. I hope you had a great weekend. Hope you're feeling well rested and rejuvenated and ready to tackle whatever life might throw at you this week. And I don't think
0:58.0	that that's asking too much of your favorite podcast host. I am so excited for this week's episode.
1:03.1	We're circling back on one of our favorite topics here at monologing. It's, it's MLMs. We are an
1:09.3	anti-MLM podcast. Now to clarify clarify because MLM also does mean men loving men
1:15.0	and I'm not a homophobe so that's not what this is this is anti multi-level marketing I would like
1:21.3	to make that distinction right at the top but we've discussed MLMs so many times on this podcast, and it's because it's kind of like
1:29.7	a hyperfixation interest of mine.
1:32.2	I'm so fascinated in this world and it's lore.
1:36.1	And I decided to do an episode on this topic because I was sent this video last week.
1:42.5	And the video actually wasn't about MLMs, but I'll explain.
1:46.4	Essentially, it's this specific breed of video that I've seen a ton on TikTok and on
1:52.9	Instagram.
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