Hello and welcome to Smosh Reeds Reddit Stories.

I'm Shane. And today we've got a classic, Am I the Asshole episode. And I'm joined by two people who are not the asshole. Oh, wow. Ian and Amanda. I was about to be ready for... I was going to be it's going to happen. Beat your freaking butt, Mike. Yeah. Because this is your boss. That's true. He owns you. And I own you too. I mean, I don't. Yeah, sure. Owned. No, it's more fun. You've got to be more intense, Ian. You've got to be like, I own you people. Do I? Yes. No. People behind the camera are shaking their heads, no. Oh, okay. Just do it to cast then. Okay. I owe you. I give you the green light. I'm very excited for Am I the Asshole stories because, I mean, I feel like that's kind of like where we started with these. Oh, yeah. It's still the bread and butter of pretty much every episode. All right, well, let's just hop into these. Yeah. Okay. Our first one, am I the asshole for just deciding not to travel? Because my wife made reservations for Disney again. Hmm. Oh, boy. Oh, God. We've got a Disney adult story. Let's go. You guys knew I was going to be on the show and you put a Disney adult in here. Let's go.

My wife Jess and I have been married for the past 13 years. We're both 39. After experiencing financial hardship throughout our 20s and early 30s, Jess and I are now fortunate enough to have the means to travel once or twice a year.

The only problem is that Jess literally only wants to go to Disney World.

We have been to Disney nine times now, and every vacation we have ever taken together was to go there, including our honeymoon.

So we go, we eat the Mickey Mouse ice cream, we wear the mouse ears, we stay in the official hotels, we see the characters, we ride

the rides, we take the pictures in front of Cinderella's castle, and we come home every trip.

I'm honestly beyond sick of Disney, and I never really liked going in the first place.

Jess knows this, but she has no concept of travel beyond Disney.

We're currently planning a trip for April, and Jess, as usual, said that we can just go to

Disney. I explained that it sounds fun, but hey, why don't we go somewhere like Hawaii this time?

Jess was confused. She asked

why we would go to Hawaii. I responded that we could enjoy the spas and go to the beach.

Jess mumbled a half-hearted answer and walked away. A few days later, she approached me saying that

she made hotel reservations for Hawaii. At first, I was excited because although she did so without consulting me,

it seemed like she was really listening. But then when she showed me the hotel she booked,

I found she had made reservations for Aulani. Which is... The Disney Resort in Hawaii. That's right.

Ooh, boy. Frustrated, I told her that I'm honestly tired of Disney and that I just want to have a different experience this time. She told me that she was compromising with me and that I should be appreciative for the time she spent. I asked her if she was willing to consider anything other than Disney for our trip, and she said no. Whoa! At this point, I said that I wasn't going.

Now she's furious.

She canceled the reservation she made,

and now she's looking for a friend

to go to Disney World with again without me.

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