Puts the Chew on the Other Ass (S1E5)

The Greatest Generation

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Comedy Podcast, Star Trek Enterprise, Aftershow, Star Trek, Star Trek Comedy Podcast, Star Trek The Next Generation, Tng, Tv & Film, Adam Pranica, Benjamin Ahr Harrison, Enterprise, Review, Comedy, Ds9, Tv Reviews, After Shows

4.9 • 4.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2017

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

When the station encounters its first Gamma Quadrant alien, they send the handyman down to make First Contact. But when the alien’s pursuers show up, starfleet is forced to relax its policy about gunfights on the Promenade. Is #MeToo going to still be a thing hundreds of years from now? Why does that beverage cart have googly eyes? Is the Predator canonical Flash Gordon? It’s the episode where we become each other’s extravagance buddies.

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0:00.0	Tickets for the Share Your Embarrassment Tour are on sale now!
0:06.8	We're coming to Atlanta, Toronto, London, England, Chicago, Minneapolis, Boston, Brooklyn,
0:12.0	Philly, D.C., St. Louis, Cincinnati, Seattle, Salt Lake City, Denver, Portland, Los Angeles.
0:18.8	It's not a dream.
0:20.2	The greatest generation is strapping on our rock of boots and heading back out on the
0:24.3	road to celebrate, roast, rate, and review Star Trek V, the final frontier.
0:29.3	It's a film about boldly going to the center of the galaxy to shoot photon torpedoes at
0:34.1	God.
0:35.1	So, free your mind, pack your marshmallows, and head to greatestgentour.com for tickets.
0:41.4	Last time on Deep Space 9.
0:44.6	You know, every science fiction show needs a the most dangerous game episode.
0:49.4	We've had some conversations, you and I, about what we should do in lieu of vetoes.
0:55.6	So it would be...
0:57.1	Disingenuous thing.
0:58.1	It's like I have an aphasia with respect to Deep Space 9 then.
1:02.1	One thing that has been suggested is some mechanic whereby we get drunk.
1:07.5	I love the idea of getting drunk for episodes.
1:12.9	If I smote you with getting drunk, I would want to get drunk with you.
1:16.5	So, like, the idea would be that we would both drink for the episode.
1:20.3	If we put it into a random number generator and we find out whether or not we are getting
1:26.3	drunk for an episode.
1:27.6	I love that idea.
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