Hey there, audio listener. If I sound nasally, if you're not a mug club member,

today I would advocate it. I quite literally have tears on my desk in front of me right now

for about a 10 minute segment from Mr. Dave Landau on Lizzo. I haven't laughed this hard

in a long time and I expect the lawsuit to be incoming. Worth it, leave a rating and review.

Wonderful. It's very nice to have you here Dave. Thank you. Glad you're here. Yes, that's

clear up the gay rumors. Yes, you self-conscious. You don't need to be so self-conscious.

You're irreplaceable. Grasses. Except for when you are. Well, right. Except for Monday.

Yeah, we replaced you. Except for Monday. Pink slip in my locker. It was surprisingly easy.

I didn't even know we had lockers. You just bought one to get it. Pink slips,

pinks, you punk ownership papers. Name that movie line. You can comment below right away.

I'm selling a little out of my headphone for some reason. That could just be me selling low.

It's my own headphone. All right, God, I'll be with you guys. We're going to be talking about Russia

and not only Russia is screwing up the Ukraine. Take you get over as screwing it up.

Yeah. Well, I don't think they're worried about long lines at the store so much as dying.

I don't want to be anti-Russian. We'll be talking about how all Chinese people are racist.

I have an anti-Russian. No, not all Chinese people are racist. No. Just a significant portion of

that. And just those who do work with the NBA. And just those who support the genocide of the

the Weger Muslims in China. So there's a lot going on here internationally. And you know what,

we wanted to break from COVID. But you know what also was striking is how much the United States

is becoming like Soviet Russia. Vladimir Putin said this. And I thought, oh, come on, he's just

trying to do his election meddling. But then I started thinking about it. And I went through and I

said, you know what, he makes good case. Even before M&M Detroit had a lot of Weekers. Yes, I can

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