Putin is A CUCK

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2022

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

0:00 - start 0:10 - Dear President Putin Poem 3:30 - War and Fake News 17:30 - "civilized" people in war 29:00 - Zelensky's comedy career 37:00 - Russian oligarchs 50:25 - Akaash's LA podcast tour 1:00:30 - Euphoria 1:25:00 - korean trans-racial d!ck reduction surgery Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy. Join the Patreon Asshole Army: http://bit.ly/2xQwHYf #Flagrant2 #AndrewSchulz #AkaashSingh #AlexxMedia

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0:00.0	Dear President Vladimir Putin, I am so sorry that I am not your father.
0:05.6	Because if I was your father, you would have stayed calm, held in the folds of your mother's stomach.
0:13.4	If I was your father, you would be planned to be out of sight.
0:17.6	If I was your father, we could have ended this plight.
0:22.0	If I was your father, a scoop scoop would be your pure demise.
0:27.5	If I was your father, your mother would be wiping seamen from her eyes.
0:34.8	If I was your father, a barren bitch, your mother would be, if I was your father,
0:44.0	there would be more than one ghost of Keith.
0:51.6	I love it. That's beautiful. I would have had a mabordon
0:54.3	of Keith. I understand. I understood the symbology.
0:58.0	Yeah, because that's the mother city of Russia.
1:00.3	Yeah, well done. Yeah, that's what I would have done.
1:03.8	Well done. Yeah, I think I'm onto something with this poetry.
1:06.4	It's really powerful, the poem. It's crazy how poetry can change the world.
1:09.8	Yeah, really. I think he just ended the war.
1:11.4	Yeah, agreed. I think that Putin is going to see that and he's going to realize everything
1:15.7	that he's done that's wrong. Yeah, you are the biggest activist of the 21st century.
1:20.3	I might be. Honestly, I might be. I feel that way right now. I feel important.
1:24.4	Yeah. Obviously, there's this war going on.
1:27.7	Yeah. And so we can't talk about any of our problems.
1:31.2	We still have problems.
1:35.6	I know we still have problems. I have a trip to Italy coming up.
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