On March 18th, after shutting out Ukraine, NATO, and the European Union, Donald took it upon

himself to negotiate a ceasefire with Putin, effectively allowing the aggressor to shape the terms

of the agreement. But let's be real, they weren't negotiating a ceasefire at all. You cannot do that

without the injured party after all. What they were doing is probably, we don't know,

because we'll never have an accurate readout of that conversation,

is figuring out how to divvy up Ukraine's assets

between the United States of America

and its closest ally Russia.

Particularly, of course, it all fell apart almost immediately.

By March 19th, the so-called ceasefire had already collapsed, and Donald hopped onto a one-hour

call with President Volodymyra Zelensky of Ukraine.

You know, the actual leader of the country that Putin and Donald are trying to carve up

for their own self-interest.

Yeah, that guy.

The guy who is essentially almost single-handedly, along with his extraordinarily brave people,

protecting the West and Western democracy from the encroachment of an autocratic cruel regime.

Zelensky took the call because he's an actual statesman and he also understands what's at stake here,

but of course nothing came of it. In the call, Zelensky expressed skepticism about Russia's

commitment to any kind of ceasefire. Donald also stated that part-time Secretary

of State Marco Rubio and national security advisor Mike Walsh would provide further details in an upcoming

statement. But as of several hours after the call, no concrete agreements or commitments have been

disclosed. Meanwhile, over on his failing social media site, Donald was spinning

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