PUT YOUR SHIRT ON, DAVE

The Chip Chipperson Podacast

All Things Comedy

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Keanu makes her return to discuss her boyfriend, who is old. Chipperson suspects he wants to have pretend to enjoy necrophilia with her. She also discusses her hideous Valentine's Day meal. Xia is scolded for her vulgah photos in a Chip shirt and legal action is threatened. Dave Temple shows off his tremendous body as his girlfriend cries in a virtual therapy session.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, what's up party people?
0:05.4	Yeah, I was reading about it. Yeah, yeah, it was out of
0:17.4	an important call. Clearly. Yeah, it was a good move. You were smart to settle.
0:21.0	Yeah. All right. All right.
0:23.8	Bye bye. Okay. Hi guys. How you doing? Hey, you
0:27.9	chip. What's going on? I feel good. Listen, hold on a second, babe, my
0:31.4	chance not working. No, podcast sponsored by BetterHelp Online
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0:41.3	therapist. See why over two million people have used BetterHelp.
0:45.7	That's almost as many as listen to us every week. List is get
0:49.2	a sure is babe. My lady. Listen is get 10% off the first month of
0:54.9	BetterHelp.com slash chip. Uh, uh, wait, no, how come it says slash
1:01.3	code? I'm assuming they mean it to be chip. Whatever it is. Put code
1:06.7	and then put chip. Fucking lunatic. B T T E R H E L P. Dotcom
1:13.1	slash code. I hope that was CEO. That don't work. Put slash chip.
1:19.2	Try one of the tools you're sitting there in a tub holding a toast. Why
1:24.9	job? My girl uses BetterHelp. Does she really? I walk around in
1:29.0	the back with no shirt on while she's doing her therapy?
1:31.7	Do you know her piss? Is that now that I know her therapist likes
1:35.0	it a little bit? Yeah. Her therapist has mentioned like, oh, he's a
1:37.6	bit of a looker. So now doing all this. Is it a girl? Therapist
1:40.0	or guy? It's like older lady. Oh, that's great. That's great.
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