Put Kirby in Mario Tennis, You Cowards

The Polygon Show

Vox Media Podcast Network

Games, Video Games, Leisure

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2018

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Chelsea finished her Tomb of Horrors D&D campaign, Ashley can't blink while being extremely bad at Lumines, Allegra is living and breathing Mario Tennis and Simone follows up with the mystery of how party subs are created. At some point, the four of them make cat noises for a while. It's fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and I'm joined today as always by
0:06.7	Hello and welcome to the Polygon show I'm Smoderosh for and I'm joined today as always by
0:13.0	Alego Frank. Hello Chelsea Star.
0:15.0	Hello and Ashley.
0:17.0	Hi.
0:19.0	I thought I'd surprise everyone there.
0:21.0	That was abrasive, but I did enjoy it.
0:24.0	When you're awake.
0:25.7	I have a big important update on the party sub-situation
0:29.3	from last week.
0:30.7	This is an email from Justin, who just listened to episode 56 and has the forbidden party
0:36.2	subknowledge.
0:37.4	So we of course spent probably the week between recording last week's episode and this
0:42.4	week's episode only thinking about and researching
0:44.8	party subs. But Justin used to work as a purveyor of submarine sandwiches 10 years ago and
0:51.1	made party subs.
0:53.0	So here's how it goes.
0:55.0	This is the mystery.
0:56.0	This is for all of you.
0:57.0	This is the forbidden knowledge that Subway does not want you to know.
1:00.0	This is how it works.
1:01.0	Thaw a bunch of dough. Braid the dough into a single
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