Put It On A Plate

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Iliza lives vicariously through a potluck horror story and calls on Noah to help a law librarian with a negative coworker.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:07.0	Ask me on your question!
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram comments section!
0:13.0	Leave them on your Twitter!
0:15.0	Or leave them on your Facebook!
0:17.0	We'll see them! We'll read them!
0:19.0	Then we'll give you answers!
0:21.0	You know it! I've got it!
0:23.0	I've got the answers!
0:25.0	The answers! You asked me!
0:27.0	Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:30.0	Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:33.0	Oh man!
0:35.0	My daughter learned to crawl out of her crib.
0:41.0	I feel like Morgan Freeman in Shoshan Credemption.
0:45.0	She had some ideas about how the rest of her life was going to go.
0:50.0	She just threw that little leg, not a big long leg,
0:54.0	over the side of the crib and she's like, watch me go!
0:57.0	And so I immediately made it into a toddler bed,
1:00.0	which I immediately regretted as maybe the worst decision of my life
1:04.0	because she's too little and she doesn't want to stay in it.
1:08.0	And I paid the price last night.
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