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Ask Iliza Anything - Put It On A Plate

Iliza lives vicariously through a potluck horror story and calls on Noah to help a law librarian with a negative coworker.

Put It On A Plate

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!

Leave them in the Instagram comments section!

My daughter learned to crawl out of her crib.

I feel like Morgan Freeman in Shoshan Credemption.

She had some ideas about how the rest of her life was going to go.

She just threw that little leg, not a big long leg,

over the side of the crib and she's like, watch me go!

And so I immediately made it into a toddler bed,

which I immediately regretted as maybe the worst decision of my life

because she's too little and she doesn't want to stay in it.

Everyone deserves that best friend who delivers blunt advice with impunity. Comedian, writer, and actor Iliza Shlesinger is that friend. She has built a cult-like following of listeners seeking her hilarious take on their problems. Every week, people submit their burning questions to the show, with topics ranging from bad coworkers, psychotic bridesmaids, and a mother-in-law who won't move out to faking an accent and diarrhea etiquette. Iliza's answers range from wise and heart-felt to rage-fueled and off-the-wall. She enjoys nothing more than giving incisive life advice to total strangers, sometimes with a celebrity guest in tow. It's always entertaining, so go ahead: Ask Iliza Anything.

0:00.0	Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:07.0	Ask me on your question!
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram comments section!
0:13.0	Leave them on your Twitter!
0:15.0	Or leave them on your Facebook!
0:17.0	We'll see them! We'll read them!
0:19.0	Then we'll give you answers!
0:21.0	You know it! I've got it!
0:23.0	I've got the answers!
0:25.0	The answers! You asked me!
0:27.0	Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:30.0	Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:33.0	Oh man!
0:35.0	My daughter learned to crawl out of her crib.
0:41.0	I feel like Morgan Freeman in Shoshan Credemption.
0:45.0	She had some ideas about how the rest of her life was going to go.
0:50.0	She just threw that little leg, not a big long leg,
0:54.0	over the side of the crib and she's like, watch me go!
0:57.0	And so I immediately made it into a toddler bed,
1:00.0	which I immediately regretted as maybe the worst decision of my life
1:04.0	because she's too little and she doesn't want to stay in it.
1:08.0	And I paid the price last night.
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Put It On A Plate

Ask Iliza Anything

Iliza Shlesinger & Earwolf

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