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Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2018

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Matteo calls Emma from Spain as this week's episode takes place on two continents and it has everything. Transatlantic romance, ominous Instagram messages, and butt stuff. Can anyone get Emma this sex robot? We're serious. Let Emma hear your best sex robot jokes - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Check out Matteo's trip on Instagram - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wellman, and this is inside the closet. Inside the closet.
0:06.0	Okay, we are here today with Mateo Lane.
0:12.0	And I'm in Spain. He is in Spain. Okay, we're here today with Mateo Lane.
0:12.9	And I'm in Spain.
0:13.9	He is in Spain.
0:14.9	He just put hair gel in.
0:16.0	He's feeling good.
0:17.6	I actually put dry shampoo in because my hair gets greasy quick.
0:21.2	And so I've been insecure about it walking around all day so I just
0:23.6	threw dry shampoo in and I feel a lot better I shouldn't feel as good as my hair
0:27.0	looks but frankly that's how it is it's how is it seeing your man? It's amazing.
0:33.5	Did you just like?
0:34.1	It's great, but there's also like a feeling of sadness
0:37.3	because it's like, well, I don't want to leave this.
0:39.6	You know what I mean?
0:40.4	Yeah, that's like really good. That's really good because it's not a feeling of sadness of like, oh, I'm all this way visiting and it's not living up to my expectations or I'm stuck with this person because I'm visiting or things have to be perfect because we never get to see each other
0:54.4	and they're not and like what the fuck am I doing with my life that's I've had those
0:58.4	experiences yeah I also I mean we're gonna I mean he's planning on moving to New York, so I guess.
1:04.0	He is?
1:05.0	Yeah, I'm telling you.
1:07.0	I'm so happy for you.
1:08.0	And if you guys, this man is like, he's like, I mean this I'm not even joking with his
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