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pussy and boots the last wish review in a word wow we have come a long way from the original

pussy boots first rule of bean club you do not talk about being club second rule of being club is you

don't talk about being club needless say, I did not go in expecting

this new movie to be all that great. But DreamWorks basically kicked down the door and said,

Hey, you want to see something cool. The story is wholesome. The characters are immediately

iconic. And the animation, man, between this film into the Spider-Verse and Mitchell's versus

the Machine, Mickey and the gang got gotta be quaking in their boots.

Mouse in boots.

In boots.

Kish haven't seen it yet, the last wish follows our hero cat as he realizes that he's on the last of his nine lives.

And so he goes on an adventure to find a fallen star that'll help him wish those lives back.

But Puss isn't the only one who wants that wish. His former partner Kitty Softpaws, Goldilocks, and her three bears crime family, and the unapologetically evil, pie baron, Big Jack Horner are all after it too.

Oh my word, it's the noble Phoenix. Pretty boss flamethrower, right? I love this guy. He is one of my all-time favorite villains. And if that wasn't bad enough, a mysterious hooded wolf wants to claim Puss's last life for himself. Why? Well, because he's death. And I don't mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or in any other fancy way. I'm death straight up.

Yep, the physical manifestation of death itself is after Puss in Boots because he doesn't feel like Puss has respected the lives that he's been given.

That said, all of this about wishing for more lives and death chasing him, it's all a moot point.

Puss should already be dead. His ninth life is long gone.

Forget the Tumblr, sexy man,

Wolf, or Pie Boy over there. The biggest threat is Puss himself. Based on everything that

we see from him in this movie, he'd be dead multiple times over. By my count, we're talking at

least seven. And I don't mean stuff like riding explosive fireworks or getting thrown into

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