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🗓️ 9 January 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:15.4 | It's always a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:18.0 | We love you and we know God has great things in store. And if you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks so much for tuning in today. Thanks for coming out again. I like to start with something funny each week. And I heard about this teenager. He had just gotten his driver's permit, and he asked his dad if he could borrow the car. |
| 0:39.5 | The dad said, son, I'll make a deal with you. If you bring your grades up, read your Bible every day, and get your haircut, I'll let you borrow the car. A month later he came back and asked about the car. |
| 0:50.6 | And the dad said, son, you brought your grades up. |
| 0:53.0 | You've been reading your Bible, but you still haven't gotten your hair cut. |
| 0:56.7 | The son said, well, you brought your grades up. You've been reading your Bible, |
| 0:58.8 | but you still haven't gotten your haircut. The son said, well, dad, I've been thinking about it. |
| 1:05.0 | Moses had long hair. Samson had long hair. Even Jesus had long hair. The dad said, |
| 1:11.6 | yes, son, and they walked everywhere they went. Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:13.3 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:15.4 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:17.5 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:19.8 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:22.7 | Today I will be taught the word of God. |
| 1:24.5 | I boldly confess. |
| 1:26.0 | My mind is alert. |
| 1:30.7 | My heart is receptive. I will never be the same. In Jesus name, God bless you. I want to talk to you today about pushing people up. There are people that God |
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