Pushed Into Your Purpose | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:13.9 | Well, God bless you. It's always a joy to come into your homes. And if you're ever in our area, |
| 0:19.0 | please stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:21.5 | I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. |
| 0:24.1 | But thanks so much for tuning in. |
| 0:25.6 | And thank you again for coming out today. |
| 0:27.9 | I like to start with something funny. |
| 0:29.6 | And I heard about this couple. |
| 0:31.4 | They were driving down the road. |
| 0:32.9 | They came up on this sign that said Nacadoches 40 miles ahead. |
| 0:37.6 | They began to argue about how to correctly pronounce the name Nacadochus. |
| 0:42.3 | The husband got so upset. |
| 0:44.5 | He said to his wife, I'm going to stop when we get to town and prove to you that I'm right. |
| 0:49.6 | They drove silently for the next 30 minutes. |
| 0:52.4 | When he arrived in town, he pulled into the first fast food |
| 0:55.3 | restaurant he could find. They both marched up to the counter. He said to the young lady working |
| 1:00.5 | behind it, my wife and I have been arguing for 30 minutes. Can you please tell us very slowly, |
| 1:07.8 | very clearly, how you pronounce the name of this place. The young lady's eyes got real big. |
| 1:13.9 | She leaned over the counter and said, Burger King. Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:22.7 | This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do. |
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