Oh, hi everybody. Welcome to yet another episode of The Fast, the Furious, the mostly sentimental

podcast about feelings. Analyze this. The self-help journey that just can't help itself.

I already said the word podcast, so I had to say journey this time.

Well, journey starts with the letter J, which reminds me of our guest today. That's a rhyme.

It's Jackson, Galaxy Ladies and Gentlemen, a good friend of mine and also someone who is

here to impart some wisdom about the wisdom your pets give you. All of my sentences were

circles and so will be this podcast. Anyway, enjoy.

Jackson, two things. One, thank you for being here too. Thank you for listening to me say that.

That was amazing. That was one of those just like, is that sentence going to fall off the

track? No, I know that's brilliant. First and foremost, for those of you that don't know Jackson,

Galaxy is the host of one of my favorite shows of all time, My Cat from How, the show that taught

me everything I know about how to be a proper cat guardian and really how to properly care for pets,

you know, in general. Thank you. I mean, I don't want to out you, dude, but you did tell me you're

bipedual. I am bipedual. So you love out. You're out. Yeah. I'm trying to get everybody else out too,

man. I mean, the whole dog person cat person thing. It's so, yeah, old. Yeah. It's out of date.

I mean, and honestly, I've said this before, there's no way that I could spend my day working with cats

and not go home to a dog. I want to be loved and I want to be loved demonstratively. And I want

to be like, where the hell were you? I was worried about you. Oh my god, you're back. I love you.

Yeah. No one and the cats are just like feed me when you're ready.

You get a chance. I am ready to be fed, but you know, you take your time. It's just a beautiful

symbiotic relationship. That's awesome. Yeah, we're all on a spectrum, ladies and gentlemen. So

if somebody's asking you, you know, do you like cats or dogs? You just say yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

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