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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2016

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

In the latest dispatch from the Fortress of Proopitude, Greg meditates on Myanmar, Martin Luther King Jr. and Merle Haggard.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The

0:01.0

Raihera once again is the smart man in the world from Castigy to eat their hair from

0:22.3

the Salivary's confines of the purpose of fruititude located somewhere in lower California.

0:28.5

Yes, we've taken back, we've come back to our studio to hide and seek solace by ourselves

0:35.0

without all y'all.

0:37.0

There's been a lot of a moth and mayhem and all kinds of calamity going on out in the

0:41.3

world there.

0:42.3

So we thought we'd run back to the crib where everything is safe and I can lie in my

0:47.7

beanbag chair that's stuffed with dank.

0:49.9

And once again we can relax and take each other in and for those of you who are out there

0:54.0

and are blanket for it right on.

0:56.0

This is a perfect time to wrap that blanket around you as tightly as possible and hang

1:00.0

on for dear God damn life.

1:02.5

So let's jump right in, shall we?

1:05.7

I made a mistake a couple of weeks ago in Burbank and I think I kept calling the country

1:09.2

of Burma which is now known as Minimar as Minimar or something.

1:13.7

Of course I was pronouncing it willfully on purpose wrong.

1:16.0

I really do know how it's pronounced.

1:17.9

I think it's Minimar.

1:19.5

Okay.

1:20.5

If anyone else can test me at this table.

1:23.0

No.

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