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🗓️ 11 January 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.3 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.1 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:15.1 | It's great to be with you today. |
| 0:17.0 | And I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast or YouTube |
| 0:21.6 | channel, social media, and you can come visit us in person. We'd love to have you be a part |
| 0:26.9 | of one of our services. I'd like to start with something funny. And I heard about these two men, |
| 0:32.5 | the Pope and a lawyer. They died on the same day and went to heaven. Peter met them at the gate. |
| 0:38.8 | Said, follow me. I'll take you to your homes. Peter dropped the Pope off at this small |
| 0:43.6 | wood frame house, one bed, one table, nothing to it. He then took the lawyer to this magnificent house. |
| 0:51.3 | It was huge. He had a big swimming pool, big backyard. The lawyer was overwhelmed. |
| 0:57.1 | He said, Peter, tell me, how did I manage to get this spectacular place when the Pope only got a |
| 1:02.6 | small place? Peter said, we have dozens of popes, but you're the first lawyer. All right, |
| 1:09.4 | it's just a joke. Here we go. |
| 1:12.1 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:14.0 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:15.8 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:18.1 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:21.0 | Today I will be taught the word of God. |
| 1:22.6 | I boldly confess. |
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