Puppetry of the Penis: An A&G Classic.
Armstrong & Getty One More Thing
Armstrong & Getty
4.8 • 816 Ratings
🗓️ 28 December 2021
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Summary
MichaelAngelo presents a classic A&G moment in which Jack & Joe talk about the controversial stage show "Puppetry of the Penis".
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| 0:00.0 | Happy Friday. It's Michael Angelo. It's time for One More Thing. |
| 0:04.8 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:06.0 | One more thing. |
| 0:13.5 | All right. |
| 0:15.3 | Well, I've been going through the archives trying to find a really good classic Armstrong and getty segment from way back i found one from |
| 0:22.1 | 2004 actually was let's see it's january 28th 2004 and uh i remember this is a segment where the guys |
| 0:29.1 | talk about puppetry of the penis yeah you heard me right puppetry of the penis i remember the guys |
| 0:34.5 | we had them um come into the studio and we they talk about in the segment but we had them come into the studio. |
| 0:40.6 | They talk about it in the segment, but we put sheets up. |
| 0:53.7 | And basically what they do is these gentlemen have an act, and they take their private parts, and they manipulate them so that they can make like a baby bird, a hamburger, a sailboat. And you know what? I was there, and it looks |
| 0:56.9 | just like they say it does. The sailboat looks like a sailboat. The hamburger looks like a hamburger. |
| 1:02.9 | You can't believe this is being done. And instead of being grossed out by it, you're just |
| 1:07.9 | amazed that somebody can do this with their body. It was one of the funniest |
| 1:11.7 | and strangest things I've ever seen in person and certainly one of the weirdest things I've |
| 1:16.5 | ever seen on the Armstrong Gettys show. I'm not sure we could get away with that today. |
| 1:21.0 | Like I said, this was back in 2004, and I think even though we took precautions to make sure |
| 1:25.9 | we shielded the studio from coworkers, |
| 1:29.1 | I think management would probably be too nervous for us to put on a program like that today. |
| 1:32.9 | Things have changed a lot. |
| 1:34.3 | In 2021, using your penis to make a sailboat or a hamburger for entertainment purposes, |
| 1:40.2 | that's going to be really controversial. |
| 1:42.3 | And as you'll hear, even back in 2004, TV station got fined by the FCC for broadcasting |
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