This is Paul Hawkesby.

And Andy Jacobs.

And this is the H&J Daily with some of the best bits of this afternoon show.

We're joined by Clive Allen.

Normally it's talk about Spurs, but we ended up going down a bit of a time tunnel, didn't we?

And going back on an infamous goal of Clives that one of the listeners had happened upon on YouTube, and he talked us through it. So you'll hear a bit of Clive. We spoke to the UK punning champion. He was crowned last night in Leicester. Adam Ernest Pickard is his name. And you will hear from him. We had a bit of a chat, of course. Some of it, football related, some of it not.

And we also had a Paddy's pick, a little competition for Andy, which was far too hard. I think it's fair to say, I gave him a little bit of help, as you will discover. And we were joined by Jake Kirkham, the trading card expert. and one of his customers

who had a real Willie Wonka moment

in the world of trading cards

and they were both with them. trading card expert and one of his customers who had a real Willie Wonka moment.

Incredible.

In the world of trading cards and they were both with us.

So here it all is.

Good afternoon, everyone.

Good afternoon, Andy.

Good afternoon, Paul.

I should start with quite a momentous letter from Brian

Linford. It's his shortest ever letter to the start. Let's just set the scene, shall we? Brian

Linford writes to the start every day. He has no punctuation in his letters. He has cabinal letters

when he wants to accentuate certain words. They're quite, they could be on politics, could be on showbiz, they could be on sport.

He always gets published.

I'm not sure what the kind of censorship or editing filter is.

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