Pundamentalism

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2016

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Jason Manford is joined by Hayley Ellis for a series of Dog TV puns, not for the feint hearted, or those feeling ruff. Also Jason pays tribute to the brilliant Caroline Aherne who passed away this week

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0:00.0	Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.
0:05.6	Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.
0:09.2	In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.
0:14.0	Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.
0:18.0	To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.
0:24.4	Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.
0:28.2	Goodness, that's steamy. Jason.
0:33.0	Absolute radio.
0:35.0	Sanford.
0:36.0	Where real music matters.
0:37.0	Morning, it's Jason Manford on absolute radio.
0:39.0	I'm joined by Haley Ellis.
0:40.0	Hello.
0:41.0	This money.
0:42.0	Sh. Sorry. That's too loud. I've had a late night.
0:44.6	Morning, Jason. Thank you. I, um, you know me, I'm not a drinker.
0:50.0	Okay. Are you not? I'm not. I'm not. No, you're not. No, not. No, you're not. And I went out last night, it was my sister's 18th.
0:56.5	And, uh, but this way I got a taxi in this morning. So I was like, I looked at my car keys, I was like, nah.
1:04.5	It's not worth the risk. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. I can still, you know, even
1:09.2	after dry shampoo and a quick army wash, I don't quite feel human yet.
1:15.1	I can still see the grey and your hair from the dry shampoo.
1:17.5	I know, I know, go get it out.
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