Punched In The Face At TJ Maxx

Lightweights Podcast

Joe Vulpis

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4.9 • 4.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2021

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Masks are not required and some tea goes down at TJ Maxx, a bee breaks into the bathroom, spike ball tears us apart, the furniture guy thinks we're not good enough for each other, and the apple store sees nudes on our phone.

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0:00.0	Cast you question can I ask you a question? No, I want to ask you first fine. Why do you get the good chair?
0:06.6	Guys we're outside of recording a recording podcast. Yeah, you're gonna hear airplanes and Joe literally has a
0:12.1	$400 game and Charlie sitting in and I'm sitting in something that looks like you just pulled it out of the dumpster in Iraq it kind
0:18.6	That's good. I was gonna say it kind of looks like a backroom casting couch chair like it's been used a lot
0:23.3	Yeah, well anyways answer me. Why do you think you do I switch? No, I'm good. I just want to know
0:29.0	You know what take my chair. I want you to have it. No fine. No, I'm good at it
0:34.5	Welcome back to light weights. My name's Joe. That is also Joe. It's a confusing situation. We have going on here
0:40.2	But today we're gonna get right into it
0:42.5	I have so much that happened to me this week. Yeah, well me too, so you go first now you go first
0:48.0	Okay, first off important news
0:51.3	California's got rid of their mandate for masks so I've been walking around like a fucking people
0:57.2	Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, he's back bitten everywhere. He's in people
1:02.5	Swaping gum yep, giving people dirty looks without a mask. It's a lot harder than with a mask feels good
1:07.9	Oh, yeah, he's back. Yeah, I was got punched the other day actually really yeah, it was a tj max looking for socks
1:13.5	Look up to this guy give him. I just look that. I just fucking straight up looked at him
1:17.8	I looked at him and it didn't say anything. I was just looking at him and he goes to fuck you looking at shut up
1:22.9	It's where he's like what the fuck you looking at and I was like I just I didn't say anything and he goes to punch me and
1:29.5	Wait, what he goes to punch me and I swat I swat his hand with my right hand and then I do this like you know
1:35.8	Like the 316 ninja kick and I do that and then the cops call me he gets arrested what now I was kidding
1:43.0	I hate you. Why would that happen? I mean, I would tell you like right away
1:46.4	No, that's what sucks about doing a podcast. All right, all right, I would tell you yeah, yeah, that never happened when something crazy happens
1:52.1	We have to wait, but I do I do stare people
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