Pumpkins

Shmanners

Travis McElroy

Etiquette, Society & Culture, Schmanners, Travis Mcelroy, History Of Etiquette, Teresa Mcelroy, Comedy, Mcelroy

4.7 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Hello Internet! This week's episode is all about PUMPKINS! Enjoy and be sure to share!

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0:00.0	What did the surprised pumpkin say? I don't know. Oh my gourd.
0:07.0	It's manners. Oh, Hello internet. I'm your husband host Travis McElroy and I'm your wife host
0:44.6	Teresa McElroy and you're listening to Schmanners. It's extraordinary etiquette for
0:48.6	ordinary occasions. Hello my duff. Hello my dear. What do you think of that joke? I thought it was pretty good. Do you want to hear the other one? Sure. Yeah. Okay.
0:56.8	How is the pumpkin Halloween? I don't know how. Smashing. Mm-hmm. I figured that one out. Yeah, but that one wasn't as good as oh my gourd oh my gourd oh my gourd oh my gourd you guys that's hard yeah
1:12.0	hi everybody so it's the autumnal season it sure is it's
1:19.4	fall y'all it's fall y'all's fall y' Sweater weather. Well here are you are you just repeating everything I say?
1:26.8	Well you're saying it was such passion. It's infectious.
1:30.3	I'm here. Well I should say here in the Midwest, it's sweater weather.
1:34.3	It is.
1:35.3	This is something, I constantly have to remind myself that not everyone experiences the same
1:42.2	weather. And listen, I don't don't mean oh if it's cold
1:44.8	here it should be cold in California I mean that like it's fall here so that
1:50.7	means it's spring in like Australia, right?
1:55.0	And that's weird and unnatural.
1:58.0	Except the exact value, it's very natural.
2:01.0	It's very natural.
2:02.0	So, we're talking about
2:05.5	pumpkins. We are. Why? Well because it is October. Okay. And like you said here in the Midwest,
2:15.1	it's pumpkin season.
2:17.4	It is pumpkin season.
2:18.6	Let me ask you a question.
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