Time to open wide and sample Ted's meat and potatoes.

Now, here's your host, head chef of the men's room,

the Ted Nuggett.

Head chef in the house.

Thank you folks, thank you.

It's this weekend, summer officially ends,

and fall begins, so it's pumpkin spice season.

Now listen, we all know it showed up in August

to a lot of stuff.

It's OK.

There's Halloween decorations out.

We're not even in October.

The point is though, I love it.

A lot of people do.

So to me, the pumpkin spice latte was kind of the first one

and there was some pumpkin beers.

Now there's a lot of pumpkin products.

Well, that pumpkin ice cream's been around for 27 years.

But that's very good.

I will say this, as far as pumpkin spice season goes,

I don't object to any of it, but generally speaking,

I prefer my pumpkin spice product cold.

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